Kid-Friendly Jokes
Q: What are the strongest days of the week?
A: Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday.
Q: What goes tick-tock and woof-woof?
A: A watchdog
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side
Q: What time do you have to go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: To Day-Scare centers
A: Saturday and Sunday. Every other day is a weekday.
Q: What goes tick-tock and woof-woof?
A: A watchdog
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side
Q: What time do you have to go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty
Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A: To Day-Scare centers